So there you are, having a dinner party…..
Your parents are there,
Your in-laws are there,
Your boss and his wife are there,
The minister and his wife are there,
You’re all settling down for a nice relaxing evening dinner,
Then in walks the dog…….
Joke of the week.
Penis Wants a Raise!
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don’t get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that [...]
The 4 stages of liquid life.
What more needs to be said.
Joke of the week provided by Greg
Subject: Man Law
The Code of Man Laws.
Body: The International Council of Man Laws, Ltd.
1: Under NO circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie [...]
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