February
7
Category: 2009, Laughs
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Your wife decidesĀ to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.
You’re okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she’s going to have a monster hangover.
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last [...]
October
4
Category: 2008, Laughs
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The guys at JibJab have come up with another of their great parodies, this time featuring John McCain and Barack Obama. Check it out.
JibJab
September
6
Category: 2008, Laughs
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A Trip to Walmart sent in by Carol.
Wal-Mart Trip
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the [...]
August
3
Category: 2008, Laughs
1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and Popsicle art. We don’t have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.
2. Don’t put [...]
June
9
Category: 2008, Laughs
Be careful where you flash them.
May
15
Category: 2008, Laughs
Here are some common types of computer viruses. I think we’ve all experienced one or two of these in the past. Thanks to Paul for sending it in.
1. Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
2. Airline virus: You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
3. Arnold [...]
April
8
Category: Laughs
This joke of the week was sent in by TomC
Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.
Bar code – Them’s the fight’n rules down da local tavern.
Bug – The reason you is a giv’n for calling in sick.
Byte – What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.
Cache – Needed [...]
January
29
Category: Laughs
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RULES [...]
January
8
Category: Laughs
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems. The computer scientist says [...]
December
17
Category: Laughs
An oldie but a goodie. sent in by Stan33.
If Microsoft ran Christmas…Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn’t have to take the tree, but you still have to pay for it anyway. Ornament/95 would weigh 1500 pounds (requiring a reinforced steel countertop tree), draw [...]