Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.
Bar code – Them’s the fight’n rules down da local tavern.
Bug – The reason you is a giv’n for calling in sick.
Byte – What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.
Cache – Needed when you go to da store.
Chip – Yer cusin’s uncle’s mother’s boyfriend’s name.
Terminal – Time to call da undertaker.
Crash – When you go to Junior’s party uninvited.
Digital – The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette – A female Disco dancer.
Hacker – Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.
Hardcopy – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet – Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac – Big Bob’s favorite fast food.
Megahertz – How your head feels after seventeen beers.
Modem – What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.
Mouse pad – Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network – Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
Online – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
Rom – Where the pope lives.
Screen – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
Serial port – A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Superconductor – Amtrak’s Employee of the year.
Scsi – What you call your week-old underwear.
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