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10. Rehearsal Dinner Held At Hooters

9. Instead Of “Friends Of The Bride Or
Friends Of The Groom?” Ushers Ask “Ford
Or Chevy?”

8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Bridegrooms: Travis Tritt T-Shirts

7. Phrase “I Do” Replaced By “I Heard
That”

6. Tender Rendition Of “The Wedding
Song” Performed By Pinkard & Bowden

5. When Minister Asks Who Giveth This
Woman To Be Married…Some Guy In The
Back Stands Up And Hollers “Earnhardt!”

4. Reception Conversation Includes The
Phrase “So What Have You Been Doing
Since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?”

3. Snack Trays At Reception: Vienna
Sausages And Nacho Cheese Doritos

2. Plans For The Honeymoon Evening
Include Tickets To The Monster Truck
Show

…And The Number One Way To Tell If
You’re At A Redneck Wedding…

Sign In Front Of The Church: No Shirt…No
Shoes…No Problem!