Joke of the week.
Penis Wants a Raise!

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I don’t get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often found
visiting other locations.
You lack initiative — you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed
the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering,
and exiting, the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

The Management Go ahead and Digg it!!

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  2 Responses to “Penis Wants a Raise!”

  1. Yeh, it’s not easy for the penis – he’s got a head he can’t think with, one eye that cannot see, his neighbour’s an asshole and his best friend’s a pussy.

  2. lol this funny and very creative i like this

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