Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place.
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?
There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
My family never raised me to have a vagina.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It’s funny because I think it’s better inside.
When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.