My girlfriend always laughs during sex –no matter what she’s reading.
Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love.
Lord, grant me chastity and continence… but not yet.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.